Santa Claus no $

Santa has lost his operating funds in this financial crisis and no $ to get your Christmas gift.In order not to disappoint you, I have tied and wrapped a best friend, and hid under your X'mas tree...
Merry Christmas!!
My bones are aching...

嫦娥不能说的秘密

侄儿问我: 美国人是第一个登上月球的吗？
我答: 胡说, 中国人才是第一, 嫦娥很早就移民到月球。
侄儿: 可是为什么没有人看到她呢？
我说: 因为她怕皮肤晒黑, 所以躲起来了。
侄儿: 知道了, 我长大后要去找她。
我: 好啊, 记得去Guardian 买 sunblock 给嫦娥姐姐哦！

九月九号

今天是九月九号,
让我想起你那可爱的九窝,
还有九九没抱你,
九九没亲你。
今天让我们把烦恼抛到九霄云外,
九后乱性, 上九店, 一起缠绵九九。

Public or Private?

Up till today, people still get confused whether Temasek Holdings belongs to Singapore Government or The Lee family?Don't ask me, I also dunno even though I read up to 300 newspapers and 6 billions words a year!Only some citizens know that the government 'help' us invest in overseas with our money by an unknown public or private company?!!!!!



(Lousy English narrating, sorry in advance)

Typical story of clubbing scene in Sg>>

Rich guy 'hooks' up a clubbing queen and drives her in his ferrari to somewhere he becomes her king.
In the car, (queen ask):Wah, your car very pretty hor!?
(Guy reply):Ya lor, 1 million only very cheap, I personally pay in cash(actually $ from father)
Suddenly, got a group of road hooligans on motorbikes block the ferrari way.
The Ah Bengs surround the car and demand the guy to stop.Flustered, the guy stops over. Queen also scared.
Head of Ah Bengs shout: Oi, come down, I never drive before ferrari, let me drive for a while leh. Guy shivering reply(over the window, take out wades of money)I give you money, let me go can?
Ah Beng say: Money I want, girl i want, car i also want, get out now.Drags guy out from the window.
Guy(crying)begs:Money and girl can give you, but car under my father's company name one, cannot give you.
Ah Beng:What company? Tell me lor, after drive shiok liao I return to your father's company
Guy:Sg company.
Upon hearing, Ah Beng screamed and quickly turned and rode off with his gang...


MOS> Always use your father's company name when you are bullied on the road. And, girl you want, take lor, MOS still got some more mah!

7th Month Power

Maybe you wonder why this month suddenly got so many entries!?It's because during Chinese 7th month, the power of the moon strongly intensify the crazitivity(crazy + creativity) of my brain.

Beware the colour wolf

Oh Ladies!!

A>Alena, Angela, Annie, Agri
B>Belinda
C>Casse, Crystal, Channelle
D> Dawn
E>Elaine, Elynn, Eelyn, Eileen
F>Fiona, Fann
G>Gwendolyn
H>Helena, Hebe, Huirong
I>
J>Jolin, Joanne, Jojo, June, Jan, Jazz
K>
L>
M>Michelle, Mei Shi, Melissa
N>NumWan, Nui, Nira, Natalie
O>
P>Peggy
Q>
R>Rose, Rebecca
S>Sharon, Sasha, Stephy
T>Ty, Tammi
U>
V>Vivian
W>Winnie
X>Xiaoling, XueSha
Y>
Z>